Dewey Vaughan (n): the King of Front Royal, Rapscallion, Raconteur, and Rock Star (to name but a few).

Quotes from Himself:

"You never really know a woman until you meet her in court."

"I don't understand speedballs. Why would I want to be in and out of frenzies?"

"Rain doesn't bother me; sugar melts, but shit floats."

Quotes about Dewey:

"He's the nicest prick that I know." -- Texas Liz