Dewey Vaughan (n): the King of Front Royal, Rapscallion, Raconteur, and Rock Star (to name but a few).
Quotes from Himself:
"You never really know a woman until you meet her in court."
"I don't understand speedballs. Why would I want to be in and out of frenzies?"
"Rain doesn't bother me; sugar melts, but shit floats."
Quotes about Dewey:
"He's the nicest prick that I know." -- Texas Liz